My Car Will Go On

Intro: wispy woodwind
verse 1:
Every time I start you, I hear you, I feel you
Telling me you cannot go on ...
Far away the Hyundais, the Kancils, they beat us
At 20[mph] you slowly...go on.

Chorus:
Near, far, wherever you park
I can see you, oh brown, ug-ly car!
Once...more...I don't lock the door
And no one'll try to steal you,
my car will go on and on

verse 2:
The battery died one time,
and stalled me a lifetime
As I watched the others cars...go on
How the kids they would laugh, the fan belts, do screech-scratch
When I drive with the fan...turned on

Chorus:
Near, far, wherever you park
I can see you, oh brown, ug-ly car!
Once...more...I don't lock the door
And no one'll try to steal you,
my car will go on and on

Super-chorus:(same melody, but raised two keys)
This...year..., there's nothing I fear
I got triple-A card to go on
On...the...405 Freeway I reach for the call box and,
my life will go on and on.....

My Chat Will Go On

Everday in my list, i see u, i feel u
That is why i know u are on
Far across the network, icq between us
You have come to show u are on
Near, far, wherever u are...
I believe that connections go on
Once more, u open your list
And u're here in my list
And my chat will go on and on...

The Many Versions of "You jump, I jump"

The Friend Version
I'm gonna jump, anyone else wanna jump?

The Leadership Version
I jump, all of you jump after me

The Follower Version
We jump after you jump

The Coward Version
You jump first...if OK then I jump

The Calculative Version
I last time jump already...now is your turn to jump

The Programmer Version
Dim Jump as Action;
IF you(jump()) THEN i(jump());
ELSE i.jump(you.jump);

The Not-so-sure Version
You jump? Safe ah? Sure? Can or not? Ok ah?

The Complicated Version
If you jump then I jump then it means that if I jump you might not jump, meaning if you don't jump then I might jump...

The Gambler Version
Wait...if the coin is head then you jump, if tail then I jump

The Forrest Gump Version
My name is Jump...Forrest Jump...

The 007 Version
My name is Bond...Jumps Bond...

The South American Football Commentator Version
Oooohhh.....Juuuuummmmmmmppppppppp...jump jump jump jump jump jummmpppppp...!!!!!!!

The Bugger Version
Oooiii...you jump la...camon la...jump la...don't like dat la...faster la.... oooiii...