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These jokes put up here were sent by friends and I hold no copyrights to any of them. They are put up here not to offense anybody, but purely for a good laugh. Thank you. Have a nice day.
Y'all familiar with those "emoticon" things? Ever seen any ASSCONS?:)
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_._) a flat ass
(_^^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_!__) a lop-sided ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_O_) an ass that's been around even more
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^^o_) a wise ass
(_13_) an unlucky ass
(_$_) money coming out of his ass
(_?_) a dumb ass
(_#_) an injured ass
[_._] robotic ass I
|_|_| robotic ass II
(_;_) a shitty ass
(_cheap!_) an ass for sale
(xxx) a sensored ass
(_/_) crooked ass I
(_\_) crooked ass II
(_)(_) a double ass
(_8_) "fat-choy" ass
|_)_) a 3D ass
(_()_) an opened-up ass
© Copyright Mike_Macha 1998