JOKES
JOKES

Lawak Berita Grafik Hubungan? Personal Stuff

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Antarabangsa Ah Beng - Ah Lian Singh Titanic Asscon

Singh Jokes Part I

What do you call ...

  1. A SINGH who is a sailor - karpal singh
  2. A SINGH who likes to curse - tiu nya singh
  3. A SINGH who attends Chinese dinners - yam singh
  4. A SINGH who is digging a hole - menggali singh
  5. A SINGH who is a drunk - yamsingh
  6. A SINGH who is a gangster - samsingh
  7. A SINGH who is lost - missingh
  8. A SINGH who is noisy - bee-singh
  9. A SINGH who likes herbs - gin-singh
  10. A SINGH who kills people - assassingh
  11. A SINGH with one ball - balwant singh
  12. A SINGH with two balls - balan singh(as in balancing)
  13. A SINGH with three balls - AMAZING!!!
  14. The last SINGH left in the world - jaswant singh
  15. A SINGH swimming in an ice pool - kuldip singh
  16. A SINGH swimming underwater in an ice pool - kuldip singh gill
  17. A SINGH who is friendly to the Malays - kalwant singh
  18. A SINGH living in America - Hey, DUD!
  19. A SINGH who is a loser - loo-singh
  20. A SINGH who likes to drink soya bean milk - Yeo Hiap Singh

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Singh Jokes Part II
  1. A SINGH who likes to play with tops - ga-singh
  2. A SINGH who fell down on stage in front of 300 people - embarras-singh
  3. A SINGH who celebrates Mother's Day - amajit singh
  4. A two wheeler transportation for a SINGH - BAIYEE-cycle
  5. A SINGH who uses insecticide - BAIYEE-gon
  6. A SINGH who costs six million dollars - BAIYEE-onic man
  7. A SINGH holy book - BAIYEE-ble
  8. A BABY SINGH - BAIYEE-bee
  9. The study of SINGHS - BAI-YEE-logy
  10. The study of small SINGHS - micro-BAIYEE-logy
  11. Operating on a SINGH with a heart problem - BAIYEE-pass surgery
  12. A LADY SINGH posing in a PLAYBOY'S centrefold - bor cheng kaur
  13. LADY SINGH who likes porn - hard kaur
  14. A LADY SINGH who is the leader of a gang - tai kaur
  15. A LADY SINGH who drinks coffee - kaur-pi
  16. The SINGH'S favourite pop singer : Barry Manilow, because he wrote the song TO MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD SINGH
  17. The Music where a SINGH steps on cowdung while dancing - DUNG-DUD
  18. THE dysfunctional SINGH family - the Singhsons
  19. WHERE do they live in - Singhfield
  20. A SONG by Puff Daddy to the SINGH - I'll Be Mis-singh You
  21. A SINGH'S country - Singh-gapore

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