Washington, 9 MAY 1998 - US President Bill Clinton, who got his face hideously mutated recently in an unfortunate 'kitchen accident', has finally received a new revolutionary facelift that actually changes with his mood!

LOL FaceLift Ltd, the company who was responsible for President Clinton's facelift, said the technique was the result of a recent scientific breakthrough in the field of neurology, where scientists were able to manipulate and control cell and muscle movements of the human body. All that was needed was to insert a small sensory device behind the neck which would then transmit electrical pulses to the brain to instruct it to make muscle movements.

Dr. MC Free, acting as a spokesperson at a press conference, said the President was extremely happy and satisfied with their work.

"He's a happy man...you can actually see it! But I'll tell you a secret here - whenever he tells a lie, his nose extends in linear relationship to the severity and frequency of his lies...haha..."

The maniacal doctor has also released supposedly classified images of post-operation tests of Mr. Clinton.

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